02 6 / 2014

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via laughing-llama)

21 5 / 2014

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

(via lolsofunny)

19 5 / 2014

Once you go Asian you never miss an equation.

19 5 / 2014

19 5 / 2014

DRUNK.

DRUNK.

19 5 / 2014

(Source: princeinternet, via heteroh)

19 5 / 2014

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via d0nn0)

19 5 / 2014

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via duramax-cowgirl)

19 5 / 2014

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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(via heteroh)

19 5 / 2014